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June's theme

sass me again

Snark so good, you’ll love it twice! This month we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some all-star products from former boxes. Bursting at the seams, your box will be jam-packed with over 20 items! We recommend you lift with your legs; this is gonna be a hefty one!

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What's in the box?!

  • World Off Hair Ties

  • Toss Your Hair Scrunchies

  • IDGAF Nail File

  • Serious Bug Stuff

  • Sass Lip Gloss

  • Drunken Meltdown Nail Polish

  • Makeup Brush Cleaner*

  • Shower Cap*

  • Charging Body Butter

  • 24K Gold Glow Lotion

  • Do Not Disturb Mug

  • Do Not Disturb Eye Mask

  • Watch Le Fuck Out Necklace*

  • Sassy Storage Container

  • Mermaid Whipped Foaming Soap

  • Careful What You Eat Ramekins

  • Fuck Off Coloring Book*

  • Stand Tall, Stay Sweet Fidget Necklace

  • Don't Kill My Vibe Clutch

  • Thanks a Twat Card*

  • Procrastinators To Do List

  • Food Labels Sticker Sheet

  • Sassy Sticker Sheet*

  • Work Bitch Washi Tape*🎁

  • Bitchcraft Pin*🎁

  • Fuck This Book Sleeve*🎁

    * Items contain profanity.

    🎁 These items are only in the Big Box subscription

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